caerulea-divilu:

did-someone-say-pool:

the-time-lord-of-the-rings:

Mama Fury on waking up the Avengers.

(Source: Imgur)

LOKI IS FUCKGN DUCT TAPED TO THE BED I SIMPLY CANNOT

I don’t think there will ever come a time when I won’t reblog this.

zeeewa:

people who will hurt you if you have negative opinions about jane and/or darcy:

  • me
  • thor

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

rosaparking:

babies need to shut the fuck up and get a job

mustve pissed someone off lmao

easter so far

  • kyle takes me on the 4wheeler. the first thing he says to me when were on it is “we should go redneck surfing!”
  • my uncle ricky paints my uncle john’s finger nails bc he fell asleep. they are now highlighter pink.

foundinthesea:

so the oldest manatee in human care is named Snooty and he’s in his mid 60’s and lives in some museum in southern florida but apparently he heaves his head and flippers out of his tank all the time and if you don’t find this cute idk there’s something wrong with you